Joshua Jenkins

Timbers home-opener as an MLS team last night here in Portland. The stadium expansion is beautiful and the crowd was nuts. Got stuck in shit seats despite my baller season ticket status but still had a fun time being the only person screaming chants in my section. We won. It was fun. A close-up of my face was on the big TV for a hot second. I need to find proof of that. Bye.

Watching my cousin DESTROY LIVES at indoor soccer.